Monday, December 2, 2013

Why do I keep doing this?

Okay so if you follow My YouTube show www.youtube.com/warcorpse666 The you know that I'm in the middle of going after the fellow YouTubers that I currently have to go after. The question that I do keep asking myself is that why in the hell do I bother. The answer is I guess I don't fucking no. I think it's just that I can't stand it when people spout bullshit when they call me out and i know that I can prove it. I also have a real problem with people taking my vids and then using them WITHOUT telling me. 

I know that they probably are under fair use as I've used that in to justify video game reviews. Here's the thing all they had to do was write a little note to me and send it to me is that so fucking hard. Every time I go and make a video about someone I at least send them a message and tell them I've done so. 

To me maybe it stems from the fact that I'm a published author and that if you did this with something that I wrote everyone would be up in arms about plagiarism but not here on YouTube not that I would actually take action it'd just be fucking nice.  

Well I think I'll get off my soap box now

Friday, November 15, 2013

Playstation 4 probably better to wait

Okay so today will be the first day that the ps4 will be available for purchase to the general public. Well as most of you know I've been a gamer for the last 25 years. Starting with the original nes and never stopping. However did I wait in line at midnight freezing my balls off waiting for the midnight release of the system. The answer is hell fucking no. 

Now why wouldn't I want one. Well a I do but trust me from years of experience the first generation of any advanced console is always fraught with bugs. Does anyone remember the xbox 360 disaster and hell even the ps3 problems. The first generation of those consoles gave their owners more headaches then systems should. Hell games can give their owners headaches but not the fucking system itself for shitty software. 

So basically I wait until the system's software has been fixed the insane rush is over and I can just waltz in and buy one. Anyway that's just my thought I'm content to sit and wait a bit

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Yes it is BACK!!!!! Warcorpse's Blog

Jesus tap dancing Christ it's been a while since I've done one of these. Well with the new shows, ranting, painting and fiction writing I guess this little blog has been sorely neglected. Well no longer I'm not going to treat this the way that Kate Middelton should be treated. Like the step child locked in the attic so every Saturday and Wednesday I'll write a few words about shit that's pissing me off. No these won't be thoroughly researched mother fucking masterpieces Is anything I do all that well researched. Like anything I'll just give my opinion and that's all as raw and pissed off as you've come to expect. So let's think what's pissing me off today...

Oh wait I know guess what's on every fucking magazine including it's own special issue. Kate Middelton's fucking baby. I've said this a thousand times and this time I'll shit on the prince to. What in the fuck have these two jerk offs done to deserve our adoration. WHAT! All these two silver dildo up their ass mother fuckers did was have sex and make a baby. That's not a fucking accomplishment. Hell some piece of trash that's living off society has made 8 by the time's she's 29 does she get a fucking cover story. 

So why all this attention being paid to Kate and Will but more so on Kate. Well to answer that I don't have the first fucking clue. She's not a scientist, doctor, not doing anything to help the world, she's not a writer or actor. Hell she's not even entertaining. There's not even a leaked sex tape with her and another chick floating around so why the fuck do we care especially in this country about that bitch from across the pond. 

Has everyone in America have fucking amnesia? Did we all forget that chapter on American history where we pissed down that monarchy's fucking throat. I mean I know that here in America we have our share of worthless piece of trash people that are famous Kim Kardashian springs to mind. (However I think we at least got a sex tape with her) Like Kate Middelton she got her claim to fame through nothing more then sucking enough cock but really can Britain keep their own trash reality star. 

So to all my fellow Americans can you please remember this chick's only claim to fame is giving so fucker named Willy a blow-job and fucking forget she exists. 

How and don't forget to follow me on Youtube www.youtube.com/warcorpse666

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Which Pregnancy are you looking forward to in 2013

Okay so on yahoo a few days ago there was a poll that was which pregnancy are you going to follow in 2013. I think the choices were Jessica Simpson Kate Middleton and some other dumb bitch I can't remember. My question is simply the one that I've said many times before. Who the hell gives a flying FUCK! So three chicks will crap out some kids in 2013 so will about a billion others this year. Why in the hell do we care so much about these three. Especially Kate Middleton  what has she done for any one any where. 

More to the point don't we have anything more important to worry about in the world to day. I mean hell we have an economy that's on the edge of a knife. A government that fights about as much as two families of in-laws. A whole society of worry worts crybabies and people afraid of their own fucking breath. Not to mention that we have some wars going on that we have no way to pay for unless we keep borrowing from China.

Who the hell gives a shit about that when Kate Middleton is pregnant holy shit shouldn't CSPAN have a fucking situation room for that. I think that when you look at the fact that Newsweek as more articles about celebrity pregnancy then about oh let's say shit that fucking matters something is fucked up. So America let's all say in one loud voice "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO'S PREGNANT AND WHO'S NOT!"

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Extreme Couponers

Okay so here is a pack of jackass jerk off morons that deserve to have their face introduced to the working end of a power sander. These jackasses that take 10 hours to do the fucking grocery shopping because they need to have a coupon for every goddamn thing that they buy. Be it a box of crackers or a nice shiny new dildo these asshole need to have a coupon for every fucking thing in the world. Now I'm not talking about the person that just goes into the grocery store with a few coupons from the ad, he's just fine. No I'm talking about the fat bitch who's got three large three ring binders full of the fucking coupons. 

Okay so getting to the three ring binders have you seen these fucking things. Okay so they're filled to the brim with coupons  but what hold's the coupons? Remember when you were a kid and  collected baseball, football, hockey or super hero cards you'd get those plastic sheets to protect your cards. Well guess what those same sheets are now coupon holders! That's right and shops have a hard time keeping the fucking sheets in stock thanks to these fuckers. 

You're probably wondering by now why I hate these people so fucking much. Maybe they're just trying to save a little cash. Well that would be a fine point and I'd be okay with that except for one little thing. The extreme couponers don't buy just one or two or hell even a few. They buy the whole fucking store out. Can anyone tell me why someone would need 79 tubes of fucking Crest. How about 16 cases of Peanut Butter or 300 tooth brushes. Wiping the shelf out for anyone else who might like to purchase a toothbrush that day. 

What's worse is that these fuckers take forever in the goddamn line. Seriously I've waited for a fucking hour because some stupid coupon bitch. First she had a decent amount of shit to be rang up then she had a coupon for every fucking item. I mean the stack of paper that she handed the poor cashier was thicker then a fucking novel. So after 45 minutes the cashier finally finally gets done and she gives the woman her total. Then another 15 minutes because the total was 5 cents over (not joking 5 fucking cents) what she'd calculated with her little calculator. Which caused the manager to be called over where basically started to argue over a fucking nickel. Right about the time that I was ready to throw a quarter at the bitch the manager just knocked the 5 pennies off the total. Hell he knew he wasn't making a money off of her anyway. 

Then these people are the same ones who stand there and bitch about the rising cost of food. Do you think that it may have something to do with the fact that you assholes trying to get something for fucking nothing. Stores happen to like this thing called profit.
So stop trying to get shit for nothing and grocery shopping for 15 fucking hours and go out and enjoy life. 

Warcorpse