Okay so on yahoo a few days ago there was a poll that was which pregnancy are you going to follow in 2013. I think the choices were Jessica Simpson Kate Middleton and some other dumb bitch I can't remember. My question is simply the one that I've said many times before. Who the hell gives a flying FUCK! So three chicks will crap out some kids in 2013 so will about a billion others this year. Why in the hell do we care so much about these three. Especially Kate Middleton what has she done for any one any where.
More to the point don't we have anything more important to worry about in the world to day. I mean hell we have an economy that's on the edge of a knife. A government that fights about as much as two families of in-laws. A whole society of worry worts crybabies and people afraid of their own fucking breath. Not to mention that we have some wars going on that we have no way to pay for unless we keep borrowing from China.
Who the hell gives a shit about that when Kate Middleton is pregnant holy shit shouldn't CSPAN have a fucking situation room for that. I think that when you look at the fact that Newsweek as more articles about celebrity pregnancy then about oh let's say shit that fucking matters something is fucked up. So America let's all say in one loud voice "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO'S PREGNANT AND WHO'S NOT!"
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Extreme Couponers
Okay so here is a pack of jackass jerk off morons that deserve to have their face introduced to the working end of a power sander. These jackasses that take 10 hours to do the fucking grocery shopping because they need to have a coupon for every goddamn thing that they buy. Be it a box of crackers or a nice shiny new dildo these asshole need to have a coupon for every fucking thing in the world. Now I'm not talking about the person that just goes into the grocery store with a few coupons from the ad, he's just fine. No I'm talking about the fat bitch who's got three large three ring binders full of the fucking coupons.
Okay so getting to the three ring binders have you seen these fucking things. Okay so they're filled to the brim with coupons but what hold's the coupons? Remember when you were a kid and collected baseball, football, hockey or super hero cards you'd get those plastic sheets to protect your cards. Well guess what those same sheets are now coupon holders! That's right and shops have a hard time keeping the fucking sheets in stock thanks to these fuckers.
You're probably wondering by now why I hate these people so fucking much. Maybe they're just trying to save a little cash. Well that would be a fine point and I'd be okay with that except for one little thing. The extreme couponers don't buy just one or two or hell even a few. They buy the whole fucking store out. Can anyone tell me why someone would need 79 tubes of fucking Crest. How about 16 cases of Peanut Butter or 300 tooth brushes. Wiping the shelf out for anyone else who might like to purchase a toothbrush that day.
What's worse is that these fuckers take forever in the goddamn line. Seriously I've waited for a fucking hour because some stupid coupon bitch. First she had a decent amount of shit to be rang up then she had a coupon for every fucking item. I mean the stack of paper that she handed the poor cashier was thicker then a fucking novel. So after 45 minutes the cashier finally finally gets done and she gives the woman her total. Then another 15 minutes because the total was 5 cents over (not joking 5 fucking cents) what she'd calculated with her little calculator. Which caused the manager to be called over where basically started to argue over a fucking nickel. Right about the time that I was ready to throw a quarter at the bitch the manager just knocked the 5 pennies off the total. Hell he knew he wasn't making a money off of her anyway.
Then these people are the same ones who stand there and bitch about the rising cost of food. Do you think that it may have something to do with the fact that you assholes trying to get something for fucking nothing. Stores happen to like this thing called profit.
So stop trying to get shit for nothing and grocery shopping for 15 fucking hours and go out and enjoy life.
Warcorpse
Okay so getting to the three ring binders have you seen these fucking things. Okay so they're filled to the brim with coupons but what hold's the coupons? Remember when you were a kid and collected baseball, football, hockey or super hero cards you'd get those plastic sheets to protect your cards. Well guess what those same sheets are now coupon holders! That's right and shops have a hard time keeping the fucking sheets in stock thanks to these fuckers.
You're probably wondering by now why I hate these people so fucking much. Maybe they're just trying to save a little cash. Well that would be a fine point and I'd be okay with that except for one little thing. The extreme couponers don't buy just one or two or hell even a few. They buy the whole fucking store out. Can anyone tell me why someone would need 79 tubes of fucking Crest. How about 16 cases of Peanut Butter or 300 tooth brushes. Wiping the shelf out for anyone else who might like to purchase a toothbrush that day.
What's worse is that these fuckers take forever in the goddamn line. Seriously I've waited for a fucking hour because some stupid coupon bitch. First she had a decent amount of shit to be rang up then she had a coupon for every fucking item. I mean the stack of paper that she handed the poor cashier was thicker then a fucking novel. So after 45 minutes the cashier finally finally gets done and she gives the woman her total. Then another 15 minutes because the total was 5 cents over (not joking 5 fucking cents) what she'd calculated with her little calculator. Which caused the manager to be called over where basically started to argue over a fucking nickel. Right about the time that I was ready to throw a quarter at the bitch the manager just knocked the 5 pennies off the total. Hell he knew he wasn't making a money off of her anyway.
Then these people are the same ones who stand there and bitch about the rising cost of food. Do you think that it may have something to do with the fact that you assholes trying to get something for fucking nothing. Stores happen to like this thing called profit.
So stop trying to get shit for nothing and grocery shopping for 15 fucking hours and go out and enjoy life.
Warcorpse
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