Yes it is BACK!!!!! Warcorpse's Blog

Jesus tap dancing Christ it's been a while since I've done one of these. Well with the new shows, ranting, painting and fiction writing I guess this little blog has been sorely neglected. Well no longer I'm not going to treat this the way that Kate Middelton should be treated. Like the step child locked in the attic so every Saturday and Wednesday I'll write a few words about shit that's pissing me off. No these won't be thoroughly researched mother fucking masterpieces Is anything I do all that well researched. Like anything I'll just give my opinion and that's all as raw and pissed off as you've come to expect. So let's think what's pissing me off today...

Oh wait I know guess what's on every fucking magazine including it's own special issue. Kate Middelton's fucking baby. I've said this a thousand times and this time I'll shit on the prince to. What in the fuck have these two jerk offs done to deserve our adoration. WHAT! All these two silver dildo up their ass mother fuckers did was have sex and make a baby. That's not a fucking accomplishment. Hell some piece of trash that's living off society has made 8 by the time's she's 29 does she get a fucking cover story. 

So why all this attention being paid to Kate and Will but more so on Kate. Well to answer that I don't have the first fucking clue. She's not a scientist, doctor, not doing anything to help the world, she's not a writer or actor. Hell she's not even entertaining. There's not even a leaked sex tape with her and another chick floating around so why the fuck do we care especially in this country about that bitch from across the pond. 

Has everyone in America have fucking amnesia? Did we all forget that chapter on American history where we pissed down that monarchy's fucking throat. I mean I know that here in America we have our share of worthless piece of trash people that are famous Kim Kardashian springs to mind. (However I think we at least got a sex tape with her) Like Kate Middelton she got her claim to fame through nothing more then sucking enough cock but really can Britain keep their own trash reality star. 

So to all my fellow Americans can you please remember this chick's only claim to fame is giving so fucker named Willy a blow-job and fucking forget she exists. 

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Extreme Couponers

Okay so here is a pack of jackass jerk off morons that deserve to have their face introduced to the working end of a power sander. These jackasses that take 10 hours to do the fucking grocery shopping because they need to have a coupon for every goddamn thing that they buy. Be it a box of crackers or a nice shiny new dildo these asshole need to have a coupon for every fucking thing in the world. Now I'm not talking about the person that just goes into the grocery store with a few coupons from the ad, he's just fine. No I'm talking about the fat bitch who's got three large three ring binders full of the fucking coupons. 

Okay so getting to the three ring binders have you seen these fucking things. Okay so they're filled to the brim with coupons  but what hold's the coupons? Remember when you were a kid and  collected baseball, football, hockey or super hero cards you'd get those plastic sheets to protect your cards. Well guess what those same sheets are now coupon holders! That's right and shops have a hard time keeping the fucking sheets in stock thanks to these fuckers. 

You're probably wondering by now why I hate these people so fucking much. Maybe they're just trying to save a little cash. Well that would be a fine point and I'd be okay with that except for one little thing. The extreme couponers don't buy just one or two or hell even a few. They buy the whole fucking store out. Can anyone tell me why someone would need 79 tubes of fucking Crest. How about 16 cases of Peanut Butter or 300 tooth brushes. Wiping the shelf out for anyone else who might like to purchase a toothbrush that day. 

What's worse is that these fuckers take forever in the goddamn line. Seriously I've waited for a fucking hour because some stupid coupon bitch. First she had a decent amount of shit to be rang up then she had a coupon for every fucking item. I mean the stack of paper that she handed the poor cashier was thicker then a fucking novel. So after 45 minutes the cashier finally finally gets done and she gives the woman her total. Then another 15 minutes because the total was 5 cents over (not joking 5 fucking cents) what she'd calculated with her little calculator. Which caused the manager to be called over where basically started to argue over a fucking nickel. Right about the time that I was ready to throw a quarter at the bitch the manager just knocked the 5 pennies off the total. Hell he knew he wasn't making a money off of her anyway. 

Then these people are the same ones who stand there and bitch about the rising cost of food. Do you think that it may have something to do with the fact that you assholes trying to get something for fucking nothing. Stores happen to like this thing called profit.
So stop trying to get shit for nothing and grocery shopping for 15 fucking hours and go out and enjoy life. 

Warcorpse